My Famous Cousin

Let me tell you about my famous cousin Billy Bob. No, not that guy that was making it with that Angelina Jo actress lady. This Billy Bob lives in a trailer court outside of Little Rock Arkansas. His girl’s name was Barbie Lynn.
He got his self on that COPS show once when he and Barbie got into a fight over who drank the last of the Captain Morgan. Anyhoo, he smacked her ass down and next thing you know she comes up at him with a big old pig sticker! She got him once in the shoulder too. He got his self into the bathroom right quick and called the cops on his mobile phone.
By the time the cops made it there she was hacking her way though the door and old Billy Bob was crying like a little girl. They caught the whole damn thing on tape! The cops had to use pepper spray on Barbie to get her to drop the damn blade, she still put on one hell of a show, kicked one of those cops right in the teeth.
Billy was sobbing the whole time. “Don’t hurt my baby! She don’t mean nobody no harm!” They had to tie him down to the stretcher to get him in the ambulance.
Billy wasn’t going to let them all put the show on TV, but they gave him a hundred bucks! Hey, a hundred bucks buys a lot of Capt and Coke.