So I was wrong about the Clintons. They almost pulled it off.

Yes I am still alive, the prison system has been keeping me very busy.

The Washington D.C. Hillbillies...YEE-HAW!!

Come and listen to a story about a man named Bill
A poor governor, barely kept his sexual appetite fed,
Then one day he was chase’n after tail,
And up in his pants came a bubblin' jizz.... Semen that is, baby batter, man goo.
Well the next thing you know ol' Bill's a president
Kinfolk said Willy move away from there
Said Washington is the place for letchers like you
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Capital Hill. D.C. that is.
Democrats, Republicans, sluty interns
The Washington D.C. Hillbillies!
Well now its time to say good-bye to Bill and all his kin.
I got a funny feeling we’ll be seeing them all again.
In 2008 the asses will vote for Hillary
To have some heapin taxes for folks like you and me! Hill and Billy style that is. Set a spell. Take your pants off.
We’re comin’ back now, y'hear?

Dr. Delroy Answers Your Questions

ASK Dr. Delroy. I aint no doctor, but I play one on the web. From time to time I use to be a guest on a radio show. Callers would call and ask me questions. They were seeking answers to the many problems that held them down in their everyday lives. My backwoods no-frills uncommon sense advice would often solve peoples most difficult life questions. Whether it was trying to get a philly to lift her skirt, or how to cheat on a big test. No problem was too big or too small for Dr. Delroy. Why should I hold my wisdom back from the world that needs it so badly. I am going to open this post to your questions. I will help you navigate the hectic waters of your life. Post a comment asking your question, and I will do my best to help you along your way. Remember...You can do it, you just need a little Dr. Delroy.

ANTI-CHRIST UPDATE It's Matt Lauer!

Wise up folks! The word is just getting out and it may surprise you. The anti-Christ is already among us, and it isn't who you might think it is.
HINT: It's not George W Bush.
HINT: It's not Jeb Bush.
HINT: It's not Prince William or Charles or anyone in the royal family...
Evidence points to Matt Lauer the lovable TV host from the Today show as a prime canidate!
What is this madness you might say?!
Let's look at the facts. Lauer, a French born Canadian claims blood ties to the family of Jesus after seeing the film The Da Vinci Code. After seeing the film at a private showing in France Lauer was overheard speaking with an albino monk in a Paris wine cafe. There after several glasses of Merlot Lauer told the monk that he had indeed been born through the blood of Christ. One can only take this to mean that Lauer beliefs himself to be a descendant of Jesus himself, through the bloodline of Jesus and his believed wife Mary Magdalene. (As spoken of in the book and film The last Temptation of Christ) sources then say Lauer passed out at the table and had to be carried back to his room by Al Roker. When sources approached Al Roker he reportedly told onlookers to "F**k off and eat your stinking cheese"!

unproven point # 1: Lauer is a descendant of Jesus through the made up bloodline of Jesus and Mary Magdalene as spoken of in old.

That alone is enough for me, but let us look deeper. Lauer has always made his goals of world domination public! Once when asked what his greatest ambition was Lauer replied: "To rule the world and all it's creation in an un-holy...Uh, I mean to one day be anchor of the nightly news".

Point # 2: Lauer has a lust for power.

If that doesn't convince you consider this, If you take all the letters in the Greek and Hebrew alphabets and assign various letters to represent the letters in the name MATTHEW LUCIFER LAUER. AND IF you assign numbers to all those letters you come up with the number 666! The number of SATAN!

Point # 3: Matthew Lucifer Lauer = 666 in the Greek/Hebrew alphabet.

There you have it folks. It all adds up. Remember this the next time you watch the Today Show. Behind that friendly face is the son of Satan! Be careful, he may be trying to brainwash you into thinking the Today show is actually about news. Next thing you know you will be bowing at the NBC alter.

I'm Back!

Now that I am a guest of the state again I'll have a lot more time to write. I'm making all kinds of new friends here, although my roll has changed I am enjoying all the attention. Please take time to check out the ads on this blog as they are the only income my wife/sister and ten children recive.

Home of the Free?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,136525,00.html

In response to this story:

I got the link. I have to say I think most of the world would be happy to be where the USA is today. Don't get me wrong, I think there is plenty of room for improvement. But all things considered we could be doing worse. It would be nice to let the world deal with it's own problems, but let's face the truth. The world belongs to us, if we don't deal with the problems now it will be worse for us down the road. It might be true that we consume more natural resources then any other country in the world. It's because we can.If we want to keep getting richer and more powerful we have to keep our noses in everyone's business.I would love to see the gap between the U.S. middle class and the rich get smaller, it would be great if schools had the funding they needed, it makes me sad that children go hungry and without medical care in this country. The fact is that no president democrat or republican will do much to solve these problems. THEY ALL WORK FOR THE RICH! We exist to make them richer and fight wars for them. That's not going to change unless the whole system changes.Even then I doubt it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.I hear the middle class is disappearing, someday the USA will be rich and poor. If there aren't some changes made I think this might be true. Year after year the cost of basic needs is going up, yet for many of us our income stays the same. Some would say work more. That may be true but at what expense? Is the cost of time spent without our families worth the money we earn? I think a common problem with the middle class is that we want to live like we're rich. We spend and spend on stuff we don't really need. If we could live below our means we might be able to accumulate some wealth. Maybe. With taxes and the ever rising cost of health care we might still go backwards.In short, I like most Americans don't have any answers, just more things to bitch about. We can all try to enjoy the things that we have, much of what doesn't cost money. The great thing about this country is the right to do just that. If you can get past all the bullshit it's still a great place to call home.

Do The Right Damn Thing - Flu Shots

Jay Leno says there are only two companies in the USA that makes the flu vaccine. The other companies are to busy counting their money from happy and hard-on pills. They don’t want to waste their time making flu vaccines ‘cuz they don’t make no money from it.
I say if you can save lives now, you’ll have more people later to buy your boner pills. More and more people will be depressed and you can sell them your happy pills. Investing in the flu vaccine now will pay off from all the sad limp dicks later.
On the other hand maybe we should stop giving the old people the flu shot and give it instead to people that actually mater to society. People like me and my ten kids that give back. When the government pays for our shots it means more childrens on the way, more after school programs that will be attended. It’ll mean bigger and better trailer parks and more pick-up trucks that’ll be bought. Without us who would eat all that government cheese, buy cigarettes and Bud Light beer?So to the big pharmaceutical companies I say do the right damn thing! Invest now for a better tomorrow.

George W Bush the Anti-Christ?

There has been a lot of talk on the Internet about George W Bush being the third antichrist foretold by that old Nostradamus feller. One guy had this posted on his web page:

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:
G = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
o = 70 (ayin)
r = 200 (resh)
g = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
B = 2 (beth)
u = 70 (ayin)
s = 300 (shin)
h = 8 (cheth)
total = 666 (Antichrist)

Here is his website. He makes lotsa good arguments there. http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

Another guy says that because George Bush belongs to this evil secret SKULL & BONES society also known as THE ORDER (see http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1314.cfm ) he must be the devils pawn. Some even had pictures of Bush dressed like Hitler and Napoleon.

People thinks Bush has all these Christians fooled into thinking he is God’s servant and a follower of Jesus. When truthfully he is one evil bastard set on the destruction of man and the whole world!

Many of ya all think he is carrying on his daddy’s work of bringing in a new world order. Then at some point he will lose his power but will rise again to lead this new world into a bloody last war. Armageddon! The evidence and ideas just keep piling up so as I don't know what to think. My mamma whorships the ground he walks on, ain't no one ever fooled my momma!

Well, I’ll say this. George W Bush just might be the Anti-Christ, but if I was to vote, I would still vote for Bush. That Kerry whimp is a flip-flopper.