Do The Right Damn Thing - Flu Shots

Jay Leno says there are only two companies in the USA that makes the flu vaccine. The other companies are to busy counting their money from happy and hard-on pills. They don’t want to waste their time making flu vaccines ‘cuz they don’t make no money from it.
I say if you can save lives now, you’ll have more people later to buy your boner pills. More and more people will be depressed and you can sell them your happy pills. Investing in the flu vaccine now will pay off from all the sad limp dicks later.
On the other hand maybe we should stop giving the old people the flu shot and give it instead to people that actually mater to society. People like me and my ten kids that give back. When the government pays for our shots it means more childrens on the way, more after school programs that will be attended. It’ll mean bigger and better trailer parks and more pick-up trucks that’ll be bought. Without us who would eat all that government cheese, buy cigarettes and Bud Light beer?So to the big pharmaceutical companies I say do the right damn thing! Invest now for a better tomorrow.