Home of the Free?

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I got the link. I have to say I think most of the world would be happy to be where the USA is today. Don't get me wrong, I think there is plenty of room for improvement. But all things considered we could be doing worse. It would be nice to let the world deal with it's own problems, but let's face the truth. The world belongs to us, if we don't deal with the problems now it will be worse for us down the road. It might be true that we consume more natural resources then any other country in the world. It's because we can.If we want to keep getting richer and more powerful we have to keep our noses in everyone's business.I would love to see the gap between the U.S. middle class and the rich get smaller, it would be great if schools had the funding they needed, it makes me sad that children go hungry and without medical care in this country. The fact is that no president democrat or republican will do much to solve these problems. THEY ALL WORK FOR THE RICH! We exist to make them richer and fight wars for them. That's not going to change unless the whole system changes.Even then I doubt it. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.I hear the middle class is disappearing, someday the USA will be rich and poor. If there aren't some changes made I think this might be true. Year after year the cost of basic needs is going up, yet for many of us our income stays the same. Some would say work more. That may be true but at what expense? Is the cost of time spent without our families worth the money we earn? I think a common problem with the middle class is that we want to live like we're rich. We spend and spend on stuff we don't really need. If we could live below our means we might be able to accumulate some wealth. Maybe. With taxes and the ever rising cost of health care we might still go backwards.In short, I like most Americans don't have any answers, just more things to bitch about. We can all try to enjoy the things that we have, much of what doesn't cost money. The great thing about this country is the right to do just that. If you can get past all the bullshit it's still a great place to call home.

Do The Right Damn Thing - Flu Shots

Jay Leno says there are only two companies in the USA that makes the flu vaccine. The other companies are to busy counting their money from happy and hard-on pills. They don’t want to waste their time making flu vaccines ‘cuz they don’t make no money from it.
I say if you can save lives now, you’ll have more people later to buy your boner pills. More and more people will be depressed and you can sell them your happy pills. Investing in the flu vaccine now will pay off from all the sad limp dicks later.
On the other hand maybe we should stop giving the old people the flu shot and give it instead to people that actually mater to society. People like me and my ten kids that give back. When the government pays for our shots it means more childrens on the way, more after school programs that will be attended. It’ll mean bigger and better trailer parks and more pick-up trucks that’ll be bought. Without us who would eat all that government cheese, buy cigarettes and Bud Light beer?So to the big pharmaceutical companies I say do the right damn thing! Invest now for a better tomorrow.

George W Bush the Anti-Christ?

There has been a lot of talk on the Internet about George W Bush being the third antichrist foretold by that old Nostradamus feller. One guy had this posted on his web page:

If you add up the name 'George Bush' in Hebrew letters it comes out:
G = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
o = 70 (ayin)
r = 200 (resh)
g = 3 (gimel)
e = 5 (heh)
B = 2 (beth)
u = 70 (ayin)
s = 300 (shin)
h = 8 (cheth)
total = 666 (Antichrist)

Here is his website. He makes lotsa good arguments there. http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

Another guy says that because George Bush belongs to this evil secret SKULL & BONES society also known as THE ORDER (see http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1314.cfm ) he must be the devils pawn. Some even had pictures of Bush dressed like Hitler and Napoleon.

People thinks Bush has all these Christians fooled into thinking he is God’s servant and a follower of Jesus. When truthfully he is one evil bastard set on the destruction of man and the whole world!

Many of ya all think he is carrying on his daddy’s work of bringing in a new world order. Then at some point he will lose his power but will rise again to lead this new world into a bloody last war. Armageddon! The evidence and ideas just keep piling up so as I don't know what to think. My mamma whorships the ground he walks on, ain't no one ever fooled my momma!

Well, I’ll say this. George W Bush just might be the Anti-Christ, but if I was to vote, I would still vote for Bush. That Kerry whimp is a flip-flopper.

My Famous Cousin

Let me tell you about my famous cousin Billy Bob. No, not that guy that was making it with that Angelina Jo actress lady. This Billy Bob lives in a trailer court outside of Little Rock Arkansas. His girl’s name was Barbie Lynn.
He got his self on that COPS show once when he and Barbie got into a fight over who drank the last of the Captain Morgan. Anyhoo, he smacked her ass down and next thing you know she comes up at him with a big old pig sticker! She got him once in the shoulder too. He got his self into the bathroom right quick and called the cops on his mobile phone.
By the time the cops made it there she was hacking her way though the door and old Billy Bob was crying like a little girl. They caught the whole damn thing on tape! The cops had to use pepper spray on Barbie to get her to drop the damn blade, she still put on one hell of a show, kicked one of those cops right in the teeth.
Billy was sobbing the whole time. “Don’t hurt my baby! She don’t mean nobody no harm!” They had to tie him down to the stretcher to get him in the ambulance.
Billy wasn’t going to let them all put the show on TV, but they gave him a hundred bucks! Hey, a hundred bucks buys a lot of Capt and Coke.

Benny Hinn the Real Deal

I know a lot of you high fluting social types don’t believe in healing powers but I do. I wouldn’t call myself a religious man but my mamma always was. We was having Sunday lunch at my mamma’s trailer, hamburger helper with all the fixens. My mammas a real good cook, not like my girl Thelma Rose, she can’t cook potpie.
Anyhoo, mamma is a very religious woman, she always gives to those TV preachers. She has sand from the holy land and a napkin Tammy Fay Baker used to clean off her make-up. Her favorite preacher is that Arab guy Benny Hinn. She has a hanky from him he used to wipe sweat off his brow; she got that by being an angel level giver for his TV programs.
So that Sunday after dinner and a six-pack of Bud light I is watching Benny Hinn with my mamma. She felt moved to go kneel in front of the TV and touch the screen so as she could be healed of her gout. My mamma is a big woman so she needed some help getting down there. I was helping her get to the floor when I touched the TV. Well right then and there I felt the healing power of that TV preacher flow through my hands and into my head. It was like I had just swallowed a big mouthful of moonshine! My mouth burned and I fell over and hit my head on the coffee table. When I woke up all my fillings had turned to GOLD!
My mamma said it was a miracle and I guess it is. I don’t know why for sure Benny Hinn would turn my fillings gold; he must have a high purpose for my life. Mamma thinks I should be a preacher now too. I don’t know. Later that night the gold fillings started falling out and now my teeths hurt something awful. Something good still did come from it, we used the gold to buy a new dish so as we can watch more TV shows. Now I can watch all the WWF I want and mamma never misses a Benny Hinn show.

Cletus my kin

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel

What's wrong with eatting a skunk? They is darn tasty!