The Washington D.C. Hillbillies...YEE-HAW!!

Come and listen to a story about a man named Bill
A poor governor, barely kept his sexual appetite fed,
Then one day he was chase’n after tail,
And up in his pants came a bubblin' jizz.... Semen that is, baby batter, man goo.
Well the next thing you know ol' Bill's a president
Kinfolk said Willy move away from there
Said Washington is the place for letchers like you
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Capital Hill. D.C. that is.
Democrats, Republicans, sluty interns
The Washington D.C. Hillbillies!
Well now its time to say good-bye to Bill and all his kin.
I got a funny feeling we’ll be seeing them all again.
In 2008 the asses will vote for Hillary
To have some heapin taxes for folks like you and me! Hill and Billy style that is. Set a spell. Take your pants off.
We’re comin’ back now, y'hear?

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