Dr. Delroy Answers Your Questions
ASK Dr. Delroy. I aint no doctor, but I play one on the web. From time to time I use to be a guest on a radio show. Callers would call and ask me questions. They were seeking answers to the many problems that held them down in their everyday lives. My backwoods no-frills uncommon sense advice would often solve peoples most difficult life questions. Whether it was trying to get a philly to lift her skirt, or how to cheat on a big test. No problem was too big or too small for Dr. Delroy. Why should I hold my wisdom back from the world that needs it so badly. I am going to open this post to your questions. I will help you navigate the hectic waters of your life. Post a comment asking your question, and I will do my best to help you along your way. Remember...You can do it, you just need a little Dr. Delroy.

2 Comments:
Dr. Delroy,
How can I eat a 6 pack of tacos and pound of potato oles without suffering the consequences - er, you know what I mean?
Dear suffering Jeff,
I think I know what you mean Jeff. The white hot heat of a taco bell bowel movement is like launching a SKUD missle from your butt. I have been there brother, I feel your pain.
Now days I avoid that morning after fecal demon by drinking a pint of everclear after my taco dinner. It never fails. This way I can enjoy my tacos and oles, but I yack them up before they ever reach my colon. Problem solved.
I hope this helps Jeff.
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